Description: Anger Management Patient # 14938 (Failed Specimen)
Life philosophy: Give!
Often getting all uptight and trembling in anger, like a boiling tank with steam blowing off the top, waiting to explode whenever someone pisses her off - like the bouncers at the bars, constantly taking her for a 19 year old freshman and checking her ID.
The Italian manís archetypal, blonde, blue-eyed Scandinavian girl, Johanna is unfortunately ruining a perfectly good stereotype, by actually being smartÖ How rudeÖ
Although never actually seen working by anyone, and although another favorite phrase of hers is "Iím so tired" followed by a 5 hour afternoon-nap, Johanna is nevertheless able to produce A-essays in a steady stream. Downloading them from the web perhaps?