Davide Ceroni (IT)

A living testament to the fact that Italians have sad sex lives. Instead of fucking, they spend all their time stealing bicycles.

An American hot chick cycles past, says the greatest bicycle provider of all time: "WHOAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa…. big curvy boobs... Nice ass… What do you think of that bike?"

In every conversation with Davide, three things are likely to come up: "Do you wanna be my girlfriend?", "I don't think so", and "I like this! This is very nice!" (Whatever "this" is, it would end up in Davide’s pocket

Davide’s mother has come to be a well known figure: Inventor of the "Ceroni diet" consisting of nothing but pasta and sugar. She taught him everything a young Italian man on the move needs to know. Blonds are preferable to brunettes, religion is not for the movies, and you can never have enough sugar in your tea.

Apart from that, the accident prone Davide is consistently covered in scars from his many confrontations with fearsome enemies, such as shelves, TVs, and the pavement.